Da Doo Better, Ron Ron

Da Doo Better, Ron Ron

Dear Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, First of all, let me thank you for running the state that provided me with some of the most entertaining moments of the past 12 months, as well as a beautiful living environment for numerous relatives and two of the most attractive and influential female friends I’ve ever had, as … Read more

The States of Communion

The States of Communion

President Biden gave a speech last night.  I watched some of it.  Based on current viewership trends versus pre-COVID, pre-streaming worlds that are now beginning to emerge as a new media normal takes root, probably 40 million or so other Americans will have joined me in that choice last night in some sort of consumption … Read more

Hooray for Hollywood

Hooray for Hollywood

For the first time in far too long the entertainment industry held a good old fashioned fancy awards ceremony.  The 28th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards were handed out last night in Santa Monica, with actual human beings wearing actual dress clothes on an actual red carpet and eating actual food which almost looked a … Read more

At Least People Hugged

At Least People Hugged

Last night I spent sunset reconnecting with long-lost friends and business colleagues at the foot of the Pacific Ocean, thankfully in person and most without masks.  Tragically, it took yet another premature death to make that happen. Unless you lived the lives of the beautiful people in these photos, you likely never heard of Tim … Read more

It’s Either Sadness or Euphoria

It’s Either Sadness or Euphoria

I just got back from a wonderful and much needed respite away from the torture chamber I call Los Angeles.  While the temperature was far colder, the reception was warmer.  Dear friends became closer, a beautiful special friend in particular, and I learned I should never, ever allow myself to be talked into Little Caesar’s … Read more

War.  What Is It Good For?  Ratings!!!

War. What Is It Good For? Ratings!!!

I’ve never spent a minute serving my country and given my artillery skills we’re all probably better off for that.  I’m hardly an expert at what the impact on war can be on a family or an individual. But I do believe I know what war can do for a media entity.  Which is why … Read more

S’Marvelous.  Even in Smaller Portions.

S’Marvelous. Even in Smaller Portions.

A new season of THE MARVELOUS MRS. MAISEL dropped this weekend on Prime Video.  For me and millions of other devotees that was big news, and you better believe I found time to watch it.  For each of the show’s first three seasons, that devotion produced a dilemma of the proportion of the angst that … Read more

Hot Cheetos and Takis and Reach

Hot Cheetos and Takis and Reach

My poor little surgically altered stomach can’t quite handle spicy foods, so I’m typically frustrated when I get a craving for a snack and see more different variations of flamin’ hot chips, popcorn, burgers and pizza at my local strip mall.   I’m well aware that the likely reason these flavors dominate the shelves is because … Read more

The Year of No Cats

The Year of No Cats

If you were looking for the Kitten Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday as I was, you may have been as distressed as I was to learn that the Hallmark Channel had discontinued it, choosing human love for its Valentine’s Day movie marathon over pet love.  Yesterday’s news that its former CEO Bill Abbott, now heading … Read more

Be My Quaran-Tine?

Be My Quaran-Tine?

Dearest Barbara, A few weeks ago I wrote at length about how much your valued intelligence and leadership was so influential on my life and health.  Your institutional medical knowledge and unwavering dedication to “trusting your team of medical experts” is constantly cited every time your beautiful face pops up from some remote location in … Read more