Oh, Sheet

Oh, Sheet

March Madness is back, with no crowd restrictions in multiple venues across the country and, for the first time, a women’s bracket fully endorsed by the NCAA with similar bloating (68 teams) and branding to the men’s field.   So if you’re a hardcore gambler , a casual fan or even a non0fN just someone trying … Read more

Driven Batty?

Driven Batty?

Caught The Batman this weekend (thanks for the treat, roomie) in an actual movie theatre, a momentary escape from the hellish week of still more rejection and impatience I endured.  Roomie’s first-take observation was “good, but very woke”.   Mine’s a bit more detailed and complex. Unlike most of the superhero franchises currently in vogue, the … Read more

It was twenty years ago today….

It was twenty years ago today….

…that the landscape of cable television, and arguably the world of streaming TV, changed forever.  For a change, I had a direct role in it. THE SHIELD, a one-hour drama centering around a morally ambiguous Los Angeles police detective, Vic Mackey, and his colleagues at the fictional Farmington precinct, premiered on FX on March 12, … Read more

A Plea Not to Parrot

A Plea Not to Parrot

I’m watching the war of words and accusations between Nielsen and the Video Advertising Bureau from an uncomfortable distance, and I’m increasingly concerned that there seems to be more attention being paid to the argument than what is being argued about. To catch you up, the VAB, which is an organization representing the interests of … Read more

Me, Her and US

Me, Her and US

If you’re one of the blessed people who have indulged this space with frequent visits, you already know quite a lot about me.  LEBLANGUAGE, as I’ve frequently reminded, is the relentless pursuit of rigorous honesty through the conveyance of indisputable facts, passionate opinions and known truths.  It’s time you knew more about two particularly influences … Read more

Sex and Basketball

Sex and Basketball

In the opening scene of the HBO series WINNING TIME that premiered last night, John C. Reilly, literally reincarnating Dr. Jerry Buss with his performance, exclaims “God damn!  Basketball!  It’s like great sex!”.  As the camera pans out, it’s revealed that he’s likely naked, in the Playboy mansion with a model curled up next to … Read more

Green (and Gold) Day

Green (and Gold) Day

As I’ve shared before, I attended college in the small town of Oswego, New York.  For a city boy like moi, for me the experience was as much sociological infusion as it was coming of age.  I learned first -hand what it was like to consider the Ponderosa Steakhouse gourmet dining, how to dust off … Read more

Da Doo Better, Ron Ron

Da Doo Better, Ron Ron

Dear Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, First of all, let me thank you for running the state that provided me with some of the most entertaining moments of the past 12 months, as well as a beautiful living environment for numerous relatives and two of the most attractive and influential female friends I’ve ever had, as … Read more