Alone Again.  Naturally?

Alone Again. Naturally?

It’s Sunday, so it’s arguably time for some confession.  Here’s one that’s hardly shocking to anyone who knows me. I HATE being alone. My personal circumstances are a bit more exaggerated than many.  I endured a decade and a half of a partnership that encouraged me to spend every waking minute apart from work at … Read more

May The Fourth May Be With YOU

May The Fourth May Be With YOU

A year ago today, I was overjoyed when I drove up to the parking lot of the Magic Mountain amusement park, proudly displayed my bare upper arm and looked away while a cooperative medical clerk obliged my request to capture my second dose of the Pfizer vaccine into my left arm. At long last, I … Read more

Bang The Drum.  Slowly.

Bang The Drum. Slowly.

I have to admit I’m not a fan of The Foo Fighters, but I am a fan of talent and, humbly, an expert on what and why people are popular.  So when the news broke yesterday of the untimely passing of their drummer Taylor Hawkins at the tragically young age of 50, I knew it … Read more

“Things You Do On March 24th”

“Things You Do On March 24th”

If it hadn’t been for William Shatner and a long Shea Stadium ticket line, today wouldn’t be the strangest anniversary to celebrate. OK, let’s unpack this.  My all-time favorite game show is PYRAMID, which back in 1975 was just a $10,000 triangle.  Among its more exuberant players was Captain Kirk himself, William Shatner.  While a … Read more

Driven Batty?

Driven Batty?

Caught The Batman this weekend (thanks for the treat, roomie) in an actual movie theatre, a momentary escape from the hellish week of still more rejection and impatience I endured.  Roomie’s first-take observation was “good, but very woke”.   Mine’s a bit more detailed and complex. Unlike most of the superhero franchises currently in vogue, the … Read more

Me, Her and US

Me, Her and US

If you’re one of the blessed people who have indulged this space with frequent visits, you already know quite a lot about me.  LEBLANGUAGE, as I’ve frequently reminded, is the relentless pursuit of rigorous honesty through the conveyance of indisputable facts, passionate opinions and known truths.  It’s time you knew more about two particularly influences … Read more

Green (and Gold) Day

Green (and Gold) Day

As I’ve shared before, I attended college in the small town of Oswego, New York.  For a city boy like moi, for me the experience was as much sociological infusion as it was coming of age.  I learned first -hand what it was like to consider the Ponderosa Steakhouse gourmet dining, how to dust off … Read more