“Things You Do On March 24th”

“Things You Do On March 24th”

If it hadn’t been for William Shatner and a long Shea Stadium ticket line, today wouldn’t be the strangest anniversary to celebrate. OK, let’s unpack this.  My all-time favorite game show is PYRAMID, which back in 1975 was just a $10,000 triangle.  Among its more exuberant players was Captain Kirk himself, William Shatner.  While a … Read more

Driven Batty?

Driven Batty?

Caught The Batman this weekend (thanks for the treat, roomie) in an actual movie theatre, a momentary escape from the hellish week of still more rejection and impatience I endured.  Roomie’s first-take observation was “good, but very woke”.   Mine’s a bit more detailed and complex. Unlike most of the superhero franchises currently in vogue, the … Read more

Me, Her and US

Me, Her and US

If you’re one of the blessed people who have indulged this space with frequent visits, you already know quite a lot about me.  LEBLANGUAGE, as I’ve frequently reminded, is the relentless pursuit of rigorous honesty through the conveyance of indisputable facts, passionate opinions and known truths.  It’s time you knew more about two particularly influences … Read more

Green (and Gold) Day

Green (and Gold) Day

As I’ve shared before, I attended college in the small town of Oswego, New York.  For a city boy like moi, for me the experience was as much sociological infusion as it was coming of age.  I learned first -hand what it was like to consider the Ponderosa Steakhouse gourmet dining, how to dust off … Read more

Da Doo Better, Ron Ron

Da Doo Better, Ron Ron

Dear Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, First of all, let me thank you for running the state that provided me with some of the most entertaining moments of the past 12 months, as well as a beautiful living environment for numerous relatives and two of the most attractive and influential female friends I’ve ever had, as … Read more

The States of Communion

The States of Communion

President Biden gave a speech last night.  I watched some of it.  Based on current viewership trends versus pre-COVID, pre-streaming worlds that are now beginning to emerge as a new media normal takes root, probably 40 million or so other Americans will have joined me in that choice last night in some sort of consumption … Read more

Hooray for Hollywood

Hooray for Hollywood

For the first time in far too long the entertainment industry held a good old fashioned fancy awards ceremony.  The 28th Annual Screen Actors Guild Awards were handed out last night in Santa Monica, with actual human beings wearing actual dress clothes on an actual red carpet and eating actual food which almost looked a … Read more