The Bullies Always Want Lunch Money

The Bullies Always Want Lunch Money

I hadn’t thought much about Gary the Veeper in recent years, even in my loneliest and more nostalgia-filled moments.  One tries to bury sources of childhood torment as deeply as possible. Gary lived in my neighborhood, though we were hardly friends.  Gary had few friends, mostly swaggering his way through classes with bravado that his … Read more

When You Care Just Enough To Send Your Merely Adequate

When You Care Just Enough To Send Your Merely Adequate

Let me say from the get go I have no qualms with the Hallmark original holiday movie HANUKKAH ON THE ROCKS, which they premiered last week as one of the scatedy-eight components of their ongoing and nonstop slew of such that they’ve been offering since just before Halloween.  I have minimal expectations for the quality … Read more

The Last Of Its Kind?

The Last Of Its Kind?

Sure, plenty of TV shows have gotten cancelled in 2024, and many more arguably deserved to be.  But to me, there were few that will–or should–be as fondly remembered as BLUE BLOODS. If you’re not of a certain vintage or have an appreciation for good old-fashioned procedural cop dramas, you’re probably not someone who’s all … Read more

Hey, First Buddy.  Here’s A Far Better Tire For You To Kick

Hey, First Buddy. Here’s A Far Better Tire For You To Kick

MEMO TO: ELON MUSK, Founder, CEO, and chief engineer of SpaceX CEO and product architect of Tesla, Inc. Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X (formerly Twitter) President of the Musk Foundation Founder of The Boring Company, X Corp., and xAI Co-founder of Neuralink, OpenAI, Zip2, and X.com (part of PayPal) Co-Chair of the Department of Government Efficiency FR: STEVE LEBLANG, MEDIA CONSULTANT, SL MEDIA ENTERPRISES RE:  POTENTIAL “TRADITIONAL … Read more

Sklarvelous!

Sklarvelous!

When a friend who just happens to be a genius schleps across the country to buy you a drink, you drop what you’re doing and make sure you take them up on it.  At least that’s my mindset these days.  Once we get ten days into a month, I’ll take any offer for any sustinence … Read more

Looking For Answers, UHC?  Start With Three Words.

Looking For Answers, UHC? Start With Three Words.

One of the more colorful–literally–peddlers of content I’ve ever dealt with was a glib silver-maned salesman who insisted his “friends” refer to him as “The Colonel”.   He supposedly was a war veteran, but you wouldn’t know it from his garish fashion choices–almost always preferring light-colored sweater vests to dark suit jackets.  Among the titles he … Read more