Well, Now She’s Not Just My Girl

Well, Now She’s Not Just My Girl

It’s been pretty difficult in recent days for me to find something worth smiling about.  I’m sorry, but I simply cannot take anything resembling a victory lap about how things went this past weekend.  A few thousand neighborhood pep rallies with absolutely no impact on policy or the targets they creatively derided, or the fact … Read more

You Are The Weakest, LinkedIn.  Goodbye?

You Are The Weakest, LinkedIn. Goodbye?

For those of you who have been fortunate enough to have secured a position in your chosen field within the last five years and change (a list regular readers are probably aware doesn’t include moi), show of hands, please? How many of you will testify and swear on a stack of bibles that the reason … Read more

Stupid Is As Stupid Does, Redux

Stupid Is As Stupid Does, Redux

My dad come home one night when I first started high school in an atypically upbeat mood.   Apparently he had had a private moment with his union shop steward who he would occasionally tag along with to bust bars for illegally serving minors alcohol and his colleague told him that they had been in meetings … Read more

Not What I Wanted To Run Back

Not What I Wanted To Run Back

For me, ever since 1992 Mother’s Day has been Mourners’ Day.  My mom passed a mere three weekends after the last time I was able to speak to her and actually wish her well.  Not that she always merited such feelings; in a nutshell, we had a complicated relationship and she had a particularly unsatisfying … Read more

Star Wars: A New Pope?

Star Wars: A New Pope?

MEMO TO: HIS HOLINESS POPE LEO XIV FR: STEVE LEBLANG, MEDIA CONSULTANT/NERVOUS JEW RE: ONE OF A FEW MILLION REQUESTS FOR HELP Your Holiness, Years ago you served the city of Chicago as a respected Cardinal during a trying era–after all, your tenure began after Michael Jordan played his last game for the Bulls.  Now, … Read more

Pope.  Rhymes With Hope.

Pope. Rhymes With Hope.

I’m hardly the most distraught person on Earth today in the wake of yesterday’s death of Pope Francis.  I never saw the man in person; in fact, I’ve never seen any leader of the Church in person to date.  When John Paul II embarked on his groundbreaking U.S. tour shortly after he ascended to what … Read more

I Know All Too Well How It Feels To Be Passed Over

I Know All Too Well How It Feels To Be Passed Over

Passover began last night for those who celebrate with a festive meal of storytelling and imbibing called a Seder.  For decades, the list of those celebrated included me.   That wasn’t the case last night, nor has it been since this decade began. You see, a Passover Seder is traditionally a ceremony celebrated in a family … Read more

Whatever You Do, Don’t Be A Tree

Whatever You Do, Don’t Be A Tree

Apparently today’s a really big day for some of my more politically active friends, and supposedly quite a number of strangers.  Here’s how THE HILL’s Jared Gans spelled it out yesterday: Nationwide protests are set to take place Saturday in opposition to the Trump administration and its allies, with leaders vowing to stand up to … Read more