No, neither democracy nor Jimmy Kimmel died yesterday afternoon, contrary to the shrill views of a sizable percentage of my social media “family”. Last time I checked, most of us did not have federal agents tearing down our front doors and yanking the plugs for our internet connections out of the wall–even those of us who objectively believe that the fat farting fascist in charge of all of this has, ironically, the thinnest skin of anyone who has ever been in the public limelight. Were that truly the case, given what I’ve said about him even in merely the preceding sentence, I suspect my sorry ass would have been dragged out of my place of business, not the contractors spending other people’s money that feign an inability to understand English when I would attempt to engage them in a conversation about their home service needs. As long as that seems to be the boots on the ground priority, I guess all of us who don’t have a late night talk show are safe for now.
Promises, Promises.
It seems to be a time of year where a bunch of people are making resolutions. If you’re Jewish, tomorrow night will mark the beginning of the year 5786, which will begin a stretch of High Holidays which culminates in effectively praying your way into another year inscribed in the Book of Life. So a … Read more
