Aisle Of Wit
The Story You Are About To Read Is True
If you’re of a certain age, you probably have never heard of DRAGNET–at best, you might have seen the theatrical spoof that helped propel Tom Hanks’ career that’s now 35 years old. But waaay back in TV and radio history, the phrase that adorns the top of today’s entry was right up there with “you
I’m sure George Lopez has some very redeeming qualities. Sandra Bullock, known as one of the sweetest and most accessible “big name” stars around, saw enough in his potential to build a sitcom around his stand-up act with him as it’s lead. She and Warner Brothers took full advantage of a struggling and castigated ABC
Where Are The Adults In The Room?
While I don’t like admitting it, occasionally a milestone occurs that will give away my actual age. Today’s one such example. Exactly fifty years ago today I put on a tight polyester suit and stood before a Torah in the Jewish Center of Kew Gardens Hills and was Bar Mitzvahed. I don’t remember too many
I had the good fortune to meet some incredibly talented people when I briefly had what at the time was an idyllic living situation. Turns out people who follow their passions are far more intriguing to even speak with, let alone hang out and watch football with, especially during the earliest days of the pandemic
Defending The Right To Be Wrong
Here we go again. Yet another headline-grabbing revelation of someone’s past racist remarks being caught on a hot mic, a flurry of calls for said person to be excommunicated, and a doubling down of that desire for blood even when that person voluntarily steps down from their appointed position of entitlement but seeks to remain
If Voltaire Were Alive, What Would He Stream?
I had a French teacher in high school who was exceptionally passionate about French authors, and strongly encouraged those of us who wanted to get on his good side to read the works of some of his favorites. He was reported to be an especially demanding and sometimes vindictive sort, so I sought out those
Herschel Walker Is Still A F–king Idiot
Yes, you read the headlight right. Still. I first uttered those words when I saw a 1983 commercial he filmed shortly after he won the Heisman Trophy as a junior star running back at the University of Georgia, where he sported an Adidas T-Shirt and shilled for McDonald’s Big Macs. He had also made history
It’s a simple, and, on the surface, a fairly ludicrous question. I can look at statistics, and in the mirror, and I can make the following empirical observations, p — I’m white. In 2021, 59% of U.S. citizens are . (Statista) — I identify as heterosexual. In 2021, 93% of U.S. citizens identify as white.
This one’s harder for me to write, because this one involves some pretty heartfelt feelings and some hints at facts I’m reluctant to share. But heck, despite the wishes of at least two women I can think of off the top of my head, I somehow was inscribed in the Book of Life for at
Taking One’s Own Advice For Maintenance
So last week I got the renewal notice from God that I am starting another trip around the sun, which these days one doesn’t take for granted. Yesterday I sadly spent another warm afternoon at a cemetery helping to mourn and bury a beloved business colleague and friend who was taken from us way too